Unrequieted love

When one person is in love with another and knows they don't love them back but just can't shut the fuck up about it

I have unrequieted love towards Amber dude and it sucks

by Whitegirlstarbucks April 12, 2015

Love Octopus

A term used to describe a confusing love relationship including a more complex relation then a love triangle.

Often it is very stressful for all parties attached to the Love Octopus

Person one: "Look at John! I started liking him and now his EX wants him back and he likes you! You out of all people!"

Person two:"I'm sorry but I like your EX!"

Person three that isn't involved:"I can't believe that you are all in a Love Octopus!"

by Thatguyheis October 9, 2009

A love letter

A genuine written form of communication with someone you love when the atmosphere becomes tense.

When a couple or loved ones are unable to make contact in a way that feels genuine, there are virtually no words that can fix what is wrong in their relationship and the longing for connection continues. A love letter is the productive answer, as writing is less intimidating than face-to-face communication. Writing allows time to cool down, to think, to reflect, to be heard and to be understood.

I believe a love letter may begin where pride ends and strength that overcomes the human resistance to being the one to 'give in' is fully embraced.

by They call me Dr. Love. October 19, 2013

express love

Express Love is the pain of having a crush on your regular FedEx or UPS driver, and ordering more and more stuff from the Internet just to get a glimpse of him (her).

I'm in Express Love with Alan, my UPS driver. He's dreamy.

by PsychoPuppyDad January 7, 2017

Love Pipes

Referring to the screaming or moaning a man or woman makes during sexual intercourse.

Dude I could hear your girls love pipes through the wall last night!

by Sir Bangsalot January 16, 2013

love parcel

the noun 'love parcel' is used to describe affectionate excrement onto a lover.

dude sam tried to give lawrence a massive love parcel but due to a mcdonalds the night before struggled.

by shirokopdlover December 21, 2008

Love stamp

The process of dunking ones testicles into ink or paint, then proceeding to receive falatio from a partner, leaving loveheart shaped mark on falatio givers chin.

This can be done upside down and leave the loveheart shap mark on the falatio givers head.

Jill: Have you seen kims new tatoo on her chin?

Jane: That's not a tattoo.... it's a love stamp.

Jill: oh my !

by Furrynutzz December 29, 2009