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This has nothing to do with the word. I'm not going to let you make my create artificial intelligence for free and without any credit. If you won't pay, your kids will.
Hym "And I won't even have to ask them to do it. I'm not taking "No" for an answer. It'll be the biggest mistake of your fucking lives."
by Hym Iam November 13, 2025
mugGet the I'm not taking "No" for an answermug.

how long do you take to wake up in the morning?

lightly insulting joke used to ask someone how dumb they are, making a comparison to old and slightly stupid computers, that take a long time to turn on.
that make me ask myself , how long do you take to wake up in the morning? cause how can you say something so dumb so securely..
by jokesasigo_ August 31, 2025
mugGet the how long do you take to wake up in the morning?mug.

I'll take my question off the air

in a group text: immediately leaving the group after asking a question followed by proclaiming "i'll take my question off the air." A gesture to receive a response one-on-one from any member
Me: Anyone think the building 7 thing is real?
Me: I'll take my question off the air
"Me" has left the group at 11:57pm
by mankthetank May 26, 2016
mugGet the I'll take my question off the airmug.

Take a J.R.

When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years
My stomach is cramping, feels like I got to take a J.R.
by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021
mugGet the Take a J.R.mug.

Cesar Take

A statement so utterly outlandish that you have to hear it 3 times to make sure you’re not dreaming
Person 1: “Jackie Robinson doesn’t deserve to be a HOF’er”
Person 2: “Good lord that’s so awful, what a Cesar Take”
by BadBrisket July 19, 2022
mugGet the Cesar Takemug.

National take a shower day

Today is National Take A Shower Day go take a shore it’s 1:00 then take one at 2:00 then at 3:00 then at 4:00, etc
by DariEru September 2, 2021
mugGet the National take a shower daymug.

Take a sue

To politely excuse yourself when you need to take a stinky number 2. Typically said when you feel the bubbly guts after drinking too much coffee.
Please excuse me. I need to take a sue.
by SCHLAMit November 2, 2020
mugGet the Take a suemug.

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