cock poop sundae

take a shit on your bed, then rub ur dick between ur poop and sheets, then cum on top to complete the sauce

Hey man i dare you to swallow that cock poop sundae I left your mom..

by Fly humper February 23, 2010

poop chute princess

A lady who accepts deliveries via the tradesman's entrance.

She's a real poop chute princess.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

poop your shirt

1. To bullshit, especially when one does not know anything about what one is speaking about.

2. To make a "brain fart," as it were; i.e. forgetting momentarily that Abe Lincoln was assassinated and thinking he died of a bone disease.

1. "Did you know that 83% of Americans can't find the U.S. on a world map?"
"Dude, you're totally poopin' your shirt!"

2. "He's not from England, he's from Britain!"
"You always poop your shirt like that, asshole!"

by Amelia Martin September 12, 2007

carbonated poop water

a drink from burger king that oddly resembles a coke

Guy: "Oh my god is this coke from Burger King"
Same Guy: *sips the drink and then realizes what it is*
That same guy:"Oh what is that? That's carbonated poop water."

by viitxrr May 29, 2020

poop culture icon

A celebrity, character, object, or symbol whose exposure in poop culture is regarded as constituting a defining characteristic of a given society or era.

An example of a current poop culture icon is the fabulous and ubiquitous poop emoji which we all have at our fingertips!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 22, 2021

poop loops

Farting or taking a dump in fruit loops

"These poop loops are crap so im going to crap on them to make them even crappier!"

by Hazrat June 1, 2009

Poop Ship Destroyer

When men (or much more commonly little boys) go #2 then stand up to pee without flushing first. Regardless of whatever reason this act is initiated (sometimes intentionally or just because one doesn't realize the need to pee before standing), it then becomes irresistible to try to cut the doo-doos into smaller pieces with the golden stream.

Poop Ship Destroyer is also a song by Ween.

Little tommy was peeing while making war noises in the bathroom. I think he was playing poop ship destroyer again.

by braddlecat December 11, 2007