Out of pocket

Working remotely off of your phone, especially when no laptop is available.

Tyler: "I will be on the train so I will be be out of pocket on Friday."
Greg: "Do you mean unhinged, or unavailable?"
Tyler: "I mean working off of the phone from my pocket."

by pseudonym-001 January 3, 2024

Bruce Wayne’s Pocket

An illegal move in tic-tac-toe where someone forms a line with their letters to make a U shape.

Dude, you can’t pull a Bruce Wayne’s Pocket, it’s against the rules

by Tatters04 May 17, 2025

Pocket Walnut

When you but so hard it tears a hole in your pants and fills your pocket

Boug pocket walnuted after 10 seconds.

by Shaggy babe May 6, 2016

Pocket Encyclopedia

NOUN: modern usage - Smartphone

Used by 'The Older People' to convince themselves that the information technological revolution and its most powerful hand-axe (the smartphone) has not opened the door to the apocalypse.

A: "What's the capital of Chad?"

B: "Well if you bear with me, I will just consult my POCKET ENCYCLOPEDIA and give you the answer shortly... (1 minute of strange silence is incurred during the process)... and there we have it! The answer is N'Djamena. Now who's Billy big bollocks?"

by Tony du Angletere March 14, 2022

magician pocket

The act of putting a rabbit in your partners anus then pulling it out and yelling abra kabara

Andrew:Dude I feel Houdini I pulled a rabbit out of Tonya’s ass last night and we both yelled abra kadra .

Dominique : dude you gave her a magician pocket!!!!

by Dudehassardous993 June 21, 2024

Brown Pocket

Using an ostomy bag in the same manner as a pocket pussy.

Zach has prom tonight and his smoke show of a girlfriend is finally going to let him into her sweet box. Zach being afraid of busting a nut too early decides that he needs to train for the night. The only thing that resembles a pussy is his sleeping grandmothers ostomy bag. He decides to use the brown pocket in preparation for the night.

by LordQuisiModo December 26, 2018

pocket haul

What you find when you go to empty your pockets and pull out a bunch of unexpected hidden treasures.

Shit you had your keys, four joints, a phone, a lighter, your headphones, and a slice of pizza in there?! That’s a fuckin’ pocket haul.

by Pancho777 August 2, 2020