Edgewater Park

A small retro time machine back to the past neighborhood when hand shakes and your word meant everything and was all you needed. A great balls to the wall place that has more things to do than an amusement park and a circus combined. A leader in the education of street smarts and street honor.

Respect of others and their belongings including girls is not only expected but is mandatory. There is severe consequences if you fail at anything above.

The neighborhood has been called racist but the truth is the only thing they are racist against is disrespectful douchebag losers. Regardless of skin color.

Let’s go to Edgewater Park and learn something

by EPB4life April 4, 2022

Parking Lot

A place where people park their cars for people to steal them

oh that's a parking lot, i better not park there.

by yeet the green boi October 28, 2021

Elizabeth Parks

The most beautiful girl in the world. Someone who has hurt and been hurt back. The woman that deserves everything

Elizabeth Parks, Izzie, I don't know if you'll ever read this, but I'm sorry. If I could do anything I'd go back so I could love you again and make it right.

by MG2106 January 24, 2024

parked

Slang for boring, uninteresting, done, over. Comes from a parked car, which is not moving.

Oh my gosh it's not even lunch yet? This day is absolutely parked.

by sussybaka64 February 29, 2024

Moscow parking

To place a meeting in a THIRD layer above existing ones. May be understandable by the boomers only, not sure.

Andrew, fucking MOSCOW PARKING again? Pls, be a professional, schedule a meeting next day!

by Myswarm February 18, 2023

Jared Parks

tall skinny kid with a broken back who acts tougher on text than in person. He will threaten to beat you up on text but will slap you on the cheek and say he beat the shit outta you.

"Stop being a Jared Parks and say that to my face."

by Mark Sanito December 10, 2019

Trailer park haiku

Trailer park haiku is a low rent version of and original haiku meant to lend a higher consciou awareness of the situation or experience ie; she said she thought the world of me she said she couldn't live without me and then she said yes officer that's him.

Excuse me does the management allow trailer park haikus here?

by Harmonica homie March 8, 2021