done you like a kipper

When you make someone your fool

Legend: "Want to buy a snowboard?"
Kipper: "sure, how much mate?"
Legend: "£300?"
Kipper: "Awesome"
Legend: "ahh only cost me £200, done you like a kipper!"
Kipper: "Where does that saying come from anyway?"
Legend: "From me when I sold you a snowboard!"

by theRealPhantomPleaseStandUp January 12, 2015

ya like dick and balls?

ya like dick and balls? maybe cock too?

Callmecarson: ya like dick and balls?
Ninja Tyler Blevins: nah, only balls
jschlatt: *is proud*

by slasi October 27, 2020

Just like your haircut.

A meme started on a day of June 2009 on the Napalm Death last.fm shoutbox by the user called "Dissektion", who sadly got banned a few months later for unknown reasons.

Shinigami6_6_6 wrote:
new album is shit!!!)))

Dissektion wrote:
Just like your haircut.

by Dissektion September 2, 2009

Hung like a fruit bat

A person with an extremely large penis in proportion to their body.

Eric leaves three tracks in the sand when he walks on the beach he is hung like a fruit bat.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 6, 2011

like Kobe's new shoes

To say something is hot or on fire. Could generally mean bad-ass.

comes from the TV commercial where Kobe Bryant's new line of basketball shoes "Zoom Kobe V" catch on fire. They are said to be so hot, they are on FIRE!

a: "Did you see that fine girl at the bar?"
b: "Is she hot?"
a: "Like Kobe's new shoes"
b: "Daaaaaamn!"

by knuckler77 January 28, 2010

like your cut g

Slaps someone’s head when they get a new trim

I like your cut g!

by Peepeepoopooqwerty September 20, 2020

white like toby

a saying that can be used to describe anything really really white such as a person, animal or inanimate object.

man, that sheet is white like toby

by solz November 11, 2008