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Aggravate John day

Normally celebrated on every Monday of the year. If you know anyone named John, today is the day to aggravate them.
by BobRossRevived January 27, 2020
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Frosted long John

A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.
I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.
by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023
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John Carlo Ortega

Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. He's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a girl is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his girlfriend 24/7 (even longer than that, however), etc.

A well-rounded character.Intelligent, funny, dashing, corny at times, loyal, trustworthy, athletic, hardworking, and determined but knows how to have a good time and is often optimistic but human, so like everyone else has his own problems, usually kept to himself. He is full of life and particular and careful Of love, he doesn't have patience for stupidity and ignorance.Plans/think ahead for the most part, and very charismatic, and has Maney friends and aquatences. Can hold grudges but lives and learns.Observant and loves his family. Will make the right woman feel like a queen one day, who compliments his vast personality, and I.Q. gets caught up in conflicts often but only because he's strongly opinionated. Stands for what he believes in. Held his family in high regard and hopes to have his own in the future.

Ortega is One of the oldest Spanish families, known for their hard work, tenaciousness, and being very proud. They can be very hard-headed, but that is their ultimate strength. They put their family first, take pride in their work, and are great orators. They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.
Ben: "Dude, that guy is John Carlo Ortega! He actually puts in the

effort in his work."
by Black_Viking January 23, 2023
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Harass John Day

On July 30th, anyone can harass people with the first name of John and they can't do anything about it
by ThePotatoPilot December 17, 2022
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john hardy morgan

A kind but simple person who follows the rules and isn’t gay. He is straight as a ruler. Kinda charming and always likes a good time.
Molly: Lookit that John Hardy Morgan, he lowkey looks nice
by U know who dis is molly December 17, 2020
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John in my Joe

A common office prank where you put your dick in someones cup of coffee.
Hey bro! Why'd you put your John in my Joe?
by EntryIsGladiator November 8, 2020
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Lauren Elizabeth johns

An all around amazing, beautiful and kind hearted person. If you find her tell her I still love her…. She’s a fucking god in bed!
by Myfirstlove October 20, 2021
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