Normally celebrated on every Monday of the year. If you know anyone named John, today is the day to aggravate them.
by BobRossRevived January 27, 2020
Get the Aggravate John day mug.A Frosted Long John is when someone (usually a male) takes a shit and then ejaculates on top of the turd. Leaving a layer of “frosting” on top.
I was having sex with Maria and to finish out the night I left a steaming hot Frosted Long John on her chest.
by Mr. McPeterson February 24, 2023
Get the Frosted long John mug.Probably the best and most perfect guy anyone could ever meet. He's cute, amazing, sweet, and everything a girl is looking for. Has the cutest smile, a great sense of humor, makes others laugh, takes care of his girlfriend 24/7 (even longer than that, however), etc.
A well-rounded character.Intelligent, funny, dashing, corny at times, loyal, trustworthy, athletic, hardworking, and determined but knows how to have a good time and is often optimistic but human, so like everyone else has his own problems, usually kept to himself. He is full of life and particular and careful Of love, he doesn't have patience for stupidity and ignorance.Plans/think ahead for the most part, and very charismatic, and has Maney friends and aquatences. Can hold grudges but lives and learns.Observant and loves his family. Will make the right woman feel like a queen one day, who compliments his vast personality, and I.Q. gets caught up in conflicts often but only because he's strongly opinionated. Stands for what he believes in. Held his family in high regard and hopes to have his own in the future.
Ortega is One of the oldest Spanish families, known for their hard work, tenaciousness, and being very proud. They can be very hard-headed, but that is their ultimate strength. They put their family first, take pride in their work, and are great orators. They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.
A well-rounded character.Intelligent, funny, dashing, corny at times, loyal, trustworthy, athletic, hardworking, and determined but knows how to have a good time and is often optimistic but human, so like everyone else has his own problems, usually kept to himself. He is full of life and particular and careful Of love, he doesn't have patience for stupidity and ignorance.Plans/think ahead for the most part, and very charismatic, and has Maney friends and aquatences. Can hold grudges but lives and learns.Observant and loves his family. Will make the right woman feel like a queen one day, who compliments his vast personality, and I.Q. gets caught up in conflicts often but only because he's strongly opinionated. Stands for what he believes in. Held his family in high regard and hopes to have his own in the future.
Ortega is One of the oldest Spanish families, known for their hard work, tenaciousness, and being very proud. They can be very hard-headed, but that is their ultimate strength. They put their family first, take pride in their work, and are great orators. They honor the family name with dignity, respect, and pride.
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