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They say he can perform miracles and heal people like fuckin shining diamond or some shit and that he’ll come back from the dead someday
I ain’t buying that nonsense!
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They say he can perform miracles and heal people like fuckin shining diamond or some shit and that he’ll come back from the dead someday
I ain’t buying that nonsense!
Jesus more like jeSUS
Haha got em
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You: Nah homie that mf dead let’s get you your meds
Your mom: REEEEEEEEEE
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Your mom: REEEEEEEEEE
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