Jesus

Our God is an awesome God.
He reigns from heaven above
With wisdom, power, and love
Our God is an awesome God.

Chaos%: *Spawn Extreme Griefer Jesus*
Person2: *sings Jesus song*

by EmilyChi March 13, 2022

Jesus Slap

When you are so sure about something but you get biblically proven wrong. When it feels like you just got slapped.

They are such a jerk I don't like them, I don't have to love them.
But the Bible says in 1 John 4:11 "Dear friends, since God had so loved us, we also ought to love one another."
So yeah, you do have to love them. JESUS SLAP!!

by Angggellla June 3, 2017

Black Jesus

A god

Black Jesus was found running from the police.

by The Real Black Jesus March 24, 2019

jesus tits and a half

Meaning holy shit or oh my gosh but at a whole new extreme

Jesus tits and a half you neeed to settle that skanktron down

by joshyboi November 16, 2013

Furry Jesus

The dragon boss from the 2018 game Changed.

I started playing Changed yesterday but I couldn't get past Furry Jesus!

by ketchupss December 11, 2022

BLACK JESUS

Black Jesus is SAVAG3D3VIL'S true identity he is a deity from another plane of existence he knows no bounds and he has the power to walk on water, talk to animals, and the most well know of his abilities the power to turn water into grape soda

Black Jesus is awesome

by SAVAG3D3VIL July 18, 2021

jesus christ

fancy god boi

jesus christ: igh imma t-pose

by noonecaresbutmynameispaulahi April 3, 2020