Douche Lander

a. Someone speaking in the native tongue of douche.

b. Someone associated with Lander & Lander & Douche.

c. Someone fitting the description of male being used a hygienic tool or just as a tool.

Hey there's Mary and her douche lander of the week. Yeah she used like a condom and threw him away.

by jstar23 March 30, 2009

Dirty Douche

1.A dumb ass, idiotic person.

2.a non-clean situation,where you are dealing with a person of limited amount of brain cells.

She is such a "dirty douche"!

Why are you being a "dirty douche"?

by Lilloopy1 December 16, 2008

Douche-Nard

A terrific example of a human being that can be cool yet also a complete douche. Basically, a best friend type person that happens to make choices in his/her life that make you wish you could hit them with a frying pan. A tremendous combination of awesome factors and qualities of the douchiest. Most likely in his/her 30's or 40's, and having lived an eventful life. Also, most likely to be a manager of a Cracker Barrel or some other embarrassing position.

Look at that guy, he is so funny and awesome, but he makes horrible choices and blows off his best friend to go to bed at 8 at night.

Wow, you just described a Douche-Nard!!!

by Sparklz So Good February 21, 2013

Dingle-douche

Another word for dumbass.

Dude quit being a dingle-douche and come on.

by thatoneguy375 March 26, 2013

douche bag

A human being who commits an atrocity such as stealing someone's life work and calling it their own. These douche bags tend to laugh at others misfortunes, or even worse, create the others misfortunes. It is often that douche bags steal from others that are not well known, but brilliant minds, who end up dying alone and talking to a laser beam pigeon in the mean time.

Edison: Hey, ah, Tesla, you're pretty smart, right?

Tesla: Yeah, I guess.

Edison: I'll pay you the equivalency of 1 million dollars if you fix my fucked up DC generators and motors.

Tesla agrees and does all of the work

Tesla: Done

Edison: HAHAHA TESLA YOU DON'T AMERICAN HUMOR YOU FOREIGN FUCK.

Tesla: .... douche bag.

by nakedsarah May 8, 2013

Tongue douche

When a male/female orally pleasures a female whilst on her period until said period blood has vanished.

"Dude, did you fuck?"
"Ya, but she was on her period. I had to tongue douche her first."

by Casemonster June 19, 2013

douche titty

A Douche Titty is a person who loves to have sex and flash their vagina and everyone. Even in broad daylight.

" Oh my god, I saw that douche titty and she flashed her va jay jay at me."

by tomowlss January 10, 2014