purple cunt

A cunt that is pruple because the person has so much fat that blood can't get to the cunt. It also can be used to refer to a really douchey person.

Jared is such a purple cunt because he acts like his life is so bad when it really isn't.

by Brynjella November 4, 2007

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clabber cunt

A lathered or infected cunt which discharges some form of liquid.

If you get anywhere near her clabber cunt, be sure you have your rain poncho and boots on!

by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010

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Some would say this is WORSE than the infamous cock-block. This is when you're about to hook up with some broad, and her friends pull her away because they "want to go dance" or, "want to go to another bar".

"Dude, I was probably going to take that chick home and slam her if it wasn't for her stupid-ass friends cunt-blocking me!"

by The Stain September 5, 2008

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Cunt Features

To be a likened to the female gentials in the facial area

His face was so mishapened, he had some terrible Cunt Features

Shut the fuck up Cunt Features

by Emmanuelle the first January 10, 2008

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mental cunt

A cunt who is mental or somebody who is doing something crazy or outlandish.

ROSS: Look at Chris he just squatched an entire bottle of tequila in one go!

PHIL : Fuckin' hell! He's a mental CUNT!

LEWIS : Ken.

TANK : YA FUCKIN' SHOWER OF MAD CUNTS!!!! SWATCH MA BOABY!!!

by phil accie 2k8 August 6, 2008

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