birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

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African Ceiling Bird

A smoke alarm with a low battery. Note its distinct chirp.

"Let me see that ceiling fan."
*smoke alarm chirps*
"Oh, you have an African Ceiling Bird. You should change that battery. Carbon monoxide is a silent killer."

by GumNut the Wise July 9, 2025

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Flipping the bird

When someone is Flipping the bird on you it means they hate you and they want you to die.

Chad was flipping the bird at Ada, Ada was confused and thought it was a sexual gesture, Chad explained that it did not mean that, and what it meant was that he hated her and he wanted her to die, and for her to get a life.

by AngryAmerican2020 August 8, 2025

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African Ceiling Bird

The "african ceiling bird" is a bird type that lives in every african household, if you don't feed it propperly it will shout every few seconds for food.

I heard Jamal hasn't fed his African Ceiling Bird so its an annoyance to listen go on voice chat with him.

by Laventer August 30, 2025

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