Anal Marbles

Another word for hemorrhoids.

Patient: "Doctor, my bum is bleeding"
Doctor: "Oh dear! You look like you've got a bad case of Anal Marbles!"

by BettyBigg May 8, 2017

Anal

An orifice that a penis should never enter

Damn, my dick hurt after trying anal

by Bellab123 February 23, 2020

anal speed bag

Fisting the anus with both hands in a rapid succession.

That girls anus was used like an anal speed bag. Imagine Rocky Balboa punching a speed bag.

by Folks from D7 September 19, 2017

Anal

Chilean slang. Fantastic, Fabulous and so good.

Ex: La fiesta estuvo anal.
Ex: This party was anal Mean: So good

by Julio pezón-suave April 16, 2018

anal alcohol

The act of jamming alcohol into you butthole!

Wow my bum sure is drunk thanks to anal alcohol

by CarlosSpiceyWiener December 4, 2016

Anal baby

A baby consumed through the process of two males performing anal. The sperm sits in the anal cavity for too long, and a baby starts to form.

Me: Holy shit, it's a fucking anal baby! Dad: stop looking in the mirror son

by .hhtits6653 May 24, 2018

anal hiccups

The involuntary opening and closing of the anal sphincter resulting in a release of gas, shit and any other anal dwelling material, quite often accompanied by a deep fart sound. The cause of anal hiccups is widely disputed by experts in the field, but it is commonly believed to be caused by extreme sexual excitement.

Oh shit, I've got the anal hiccups again! Watch out!

by JFCUK July 31, 2017