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two room shithouse

A place where two homosexuals come to engage in sexual intercourse, usually involving fecal matter. Two room shithouses are notorious throughout the gay community and are even built by homosexuals.
"I can't find a dude that wants to bang anywhere!"
"Just go down to the two room shithouse. You're bound to take a dick there!"
by Puffy Butthole August 24, 2022
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cunt, two, three

yeah i know them... cunt, two, three.
by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021
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A Tale of Two Vacuums

A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.
Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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Two Minutes To Midnight

The amount of time one has to kill the unborn in the womb.
Eugene: "Damnit! How much longer do we have to be the hands of doom and kill the unborn in the womb?"

Steven: "Only Two Minutes to Midnight!"
Eugene: "Steve why the hell did you capitalize Two Minutes To Midnight? "
Steven: "Bitch, I will put you in the Iron Maiden if you don't shut the fuck up."
by ShamooTheWiseandThick August 21, 2022
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One Clap Two Clap You Clapped

One Clap Two Clap You Clapped was a cut quest in the hit game Fallout New Vegas. The quest was given by Clapios Primo and had you kill 3 prostitutes but not much is known about this quest. In addition, Clapios Primo was cut early on in development so many voice line revolving around this quest were cut as well.
You: Have you heard anything about the quest One Clap Two Clap You Clapped?
Friend: All I know is that it’s a cut quest.
Clapios Primo: Degenerates like you belong on a cross.
by Mormon Nathan March 27, 2021
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your ass from page two

by Paul Annette July 31, 2021
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