Shit face

A person who posses you off to a point where you want to punch them but you rember that it's not cool to punch people.

"Dude wtf you are such a shit face."

by ultra_quick May 21, 2016

Trump-Face

The smug smirk one gets when: passing gas, suffering from severe indigestion, holding in a massive bong-hit, or is an asshole.

I knew I had to vacate the room once I saw your Trump-Face.

DAMN, You hit that shit so hard it gave you Trump-Face.

I confronted that asshole and all he did was give me Trump-Face!

by nukima11 August 3, 2016

face plant

The fine and precise art of landing ones face into the ground , floor , or concrete usually by act of sporting stupidity or by natural means of clumsiness .

That dumb bitch done face-planted his shit hard .
Nice face plant you stupid fucking idiot..

by Crow6515-Little fucking goofy January 1, 2017

Punk-face

Someone who loves to tease and give other people a hard time. Joke around with them, and otherwise cause annoyance.

Person A jumps up behind person B to scare them on purpose.

Person B's reaction: "Punk-face" - directed toward person A.

by Vallin82 December 4, 2012

Winky faced

Cumming in your Girlfriends eye, so as which she has to perform a 'winky face' by closing one eye.

I totally winky faced her last night!

by ebjebjebjeb December 29, 2012

Smartphone Face

Sagging of the jaw/chin due to constantly looking down at a smartphone.

The girl on the bus intently texting on her iPhone seemed to have developed a smartphone face.

Roy wants surgery to correct his smartphone face.

by GWG October 26, 2012

dick in the face

The phrase "dick in the face" can be used to describe any back-handed, slap in the face, outrageous action by an individual, organization, or God. An act that is like a "dick in the face" is usually unexpected, unwarranted, and seriously unpleasant like being suddenly slapped by a dick. The term was invented when a Boston University History major tried to say "what a dickwad" and "what a slap in the face" at the same time.

P1: Joe promised Lauren that if she agreed to the divorce, she could keep the dog, but after she signed the preliminary papers, he took her to court to get the dog.
P2: Jesus, what a dick in the face!

P1: I saw a guy drop a twenty so I ran after him to give it back. He accused me of pick pocketing and told a cop I stole it!
P2: Did you get in trouble?
P1: No, the cop saw the whole thing but still, what a real dick in the face!

by AnnAldis December 14, 2012