Shotgun Taco

An objectively terrible snack that consists of a whole, peeled banana in a hard taco shell with red salsa. It is strongly advised that one does not eat this unless it is some form of self-punishment.

"Whenever I feel the urge to suffer, I make myself a good ol' shotgun taco."

by nervous_child May 19, 2020

Taco

Tacos, oh how I just love tacos. Tacos make you feel as if life didn’t matter. It makes you feel as if your in a fantasy world where tacos sit in front of you. Now have you ever watched “Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs”? Omg if tacos rained done from the sky you would walk by me with my face full of tacos and 5 backpacks filled with them. I hope you are reading this because it’s true. Tacos give you life. They make you feel better when your sad, they make you happy in life. TACOS!!!!

Moes “Welcome to moes Jenn!”

Jenn “I come here every 10 hours, you don’t have to say that every time I come.” Jenn whispers “Tacos, taco taco taco”

by Hailey🌮❤️👍🏻 October 1, 2018

Glossy taco

Christine from SIMPLY NAILOGICAL uses the word glossy taco instead of the word glossy top coat for nails

"you don't have to use a final "glossy taco" on your nails, you could leave it textured.

by Eavava July 30, 2017

Taco

A delightful Mexican food made up of, tortilla, meat, cheese and other toppings!

Yum! Said Arihanna that taco was really good!

by I8_talkos June 22, 2018

Taco Bell Vegan

A Taco Bell Vegan is someone who moralizes about their abstention from animal products because those cause suffering, but otherwise lives their life in a way that causes plenty of human and animal suffering without batting an eyelash over the contradiction. A single-issue vegan; like a single-issue voter but you have to listen to them talk about it month after month instead of just during election season. Not to be confused with the self-aware vegan, who knows that their lifestyle is necessarily contributing to suffering and has enough humility not to stand on a soapbox.

Taco Bell regularly commits wage theft against its employees, but at least I can order my tostadas without the sauce. After this let's order some sweatshop-made vegan shoes from Amazon. Hope those warehouse workers have their piss bottles ready to go! -- Diary of a Taco Bell Vegan

by Zinnia9 September 27, 2018

Mexican Taco

Putting cheese, lettuce, and meat in between a females ass cheeks and then eating her ass.

Person 1: dude me and my girl did the Mexican Taco last week.
Person 2: Bro that's a waste of food.

by MexicanTrump February 3, 2021

Tiny Taco

A small mini taco from jack in the box with a mysterious meat. Possibly kangaroo meat inside them. Good when drunk.

Let's go to jack in the box to feast on some tiny tacos that have kangaroo meat in them!

by sophmol December 6, 2022