Golden Ice Cream Cone

The act of freezing a bottle of piss, and once it’s frozen cutting away the plastic and inserting the frozen cone into one of your partner’s orifices.

“Richard drank a lot of beer last night and used its fluid proceeds to give me a Golden Ice Cream Cone. It was heaven.”

by RichardDeRuijter July 19, 2024

ice cream

Why are you looking up “ice cream” on Urban Dictionary?

One of my childhood friends told me that the earliest nightmare he could remember was that a giant spider crawled out from under his bed, shouted “Dinner time!” at him, and sprayed an endless jet of ice cream out of its rear into his mouth. He was probably telling pork pies, but I was so jealous anyway…

by Hogtrude Parker May 23, 2021

ICE CRUZ

Yup, he's here. The really *cool* man has been finally added here to urban dictionary. A simple homophobic filipino, trying to live his life normally free of retched unicorns. A proud father of three handsome young men, L---- D----, J---- D-------, and R---- E------. Proud son of the legendary Capili and nephew of the oldest man in existence, Zaki. Loves to wake up people and put them to sleep as well, simply showing how diligent he is in spite of small things like these.

(Dude 1): WAKE UP
(Dude 2): Yo, you woke me up with the sheer memory and remembrance of ICE CRUZ.

by ive got Monokerophobia hehe November 22, 2018

Fruit poop lush ice

When you walk into a bathroom or space where it smells like poop but also smells like a fruity vape

me: hey bro it smells like fruit poop lush ice in here
Bro: yea man I was smacking the geek and I got the nic shits too
me: bro that's brutal

by anonymous January 30, 2025

Iced

to get iced means to have someone get you drunk and have butt sex with you. Often involving smirnoff ice.

"Oh my god I think Samantha iced me last night. My ass hurts."
"Im going to ice Ryan later tonight."

by rockywarbler97 April 24, 2025

eskimo ice

Like an Eskimo kiss, but when giving oral sex in 69 form, rubbing one's nose on the jewel-encrusted butt plug of their partner. Specifically if it is a white clear jewel imitating diamond (hence the ice). Depending on the sex and flexibility of both the Eskimo ice performer and recipient, a break may need to be taken from the deed of oral sex itself in order to make such an act possible.

Dude, we were having such a great night until she got startled and farted when I accidentally Eskimo Ice-d her.

by Dimonium_Anonimo December 29, 2019

ice cubin

Kewler than kewl, or to chill,

Shawna an I just kickin back ice cubin

by jlynndouglas April 19, 2015