fuck me dead

Just a casual, but rude way of saying "Oh my fucking god" or "Ah shit"

"Bro I heard your crush say that she hates you and that you are so fucking annoying"
"Well, fuck me dead"

by RaydennGRC March 4, 2023

dead slob

a dead slob is someone who is fat and dead.

man did you see the news about that dead slob??

by walidagreat March 2, 2020

Dead grandma

When you soak your hand in ice water till it turns wrinkly cold and numb and then masterbate with that hand.

Was feeling real bored last night and gave myself a dead grandma....I really miss her.

by Hahaha bad February 8, 2022

Chelsea Perreti And Saweetie And Angel's Bitches for Dead President Part 0

Chelsea Perreti And Saweetie And Angel's Bitches for Dead President Part 0

Chelsea Perreti And Saweetie And Angel's Bitches for Dead President Part 0

by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 4, 2025

Dead Footy

The definition of a Dead Footy is some thing that lacks appeal, this may be used in frustration or directed at an individual on a night out.

Yo Caitlin is looking dead footy lads I won’t lie.

by Liam Trenow June 9, 2022

dead

my dog

april 16th 2018 - august 31st 2020

i miss you mika

you're dead but i wish you could come back home

by свитер October 24, 2020

Dead Horse Vibe

Food is delicious. When you eat it, you become delicious too. Without food, you would not be delicious and anyone who wanted to could eat you whenever they felt like it.

Yum. That Dead Horse Vibe was delicious. Too bad it didn't eat any food, I got a meal. Muahahaha.

by Starsnake May 29, 2016