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Taking a Jared

A 10-12 minute break consisting of a red bull and a cigarette.
“Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”

“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared
by 3little3series November 5, 2020
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Take yourself home

When someone needs to be put in their place and are out of control rude.
Boy, take yourself home.
by NR96 May 15, 2022
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Selby Take

A definition of this is Jack Selby. Jack Selby is the definition of Sellout because, when a person goes up with a contested layup and says they “pump faked” you know the took a Selby take.
Man that guy took such a Selby take. What a sellout.
by Kotravo7164 January 22, 2019
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Take yo ass to church.

Every person heard this once in your life. If you cant FIGURE OUT WHATS MISSING, TAKE YO ASS TO CHURCH.
1:I need to go back to the bar and post up.
2:For What?
1:I think better there.
2:What you need to do is take yo ass to church. The bar may be there still afterwards. Plus it quieter than the bar.
1:Bitch will you get off my case and let me drink for once!
2: your choice.
by Thatfatgirl1985. February 13, 2021
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Don't take it seriously

You definitely can't accuse me of THAT, that's for damn sure. I am like, super militant.
Hym "You can't say that I don't take it seriously that's for damn sure."
by Hym Iam April 15, 2024
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Take a number 3

To masturabate, jerkoff, or rub one out. The action of releasing a load of nut juice.
Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.

A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut
by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022
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take me to mcdonalds

Means to have a quick and cheeky fuck somewhere readily avalible. Another "Netflix & Chill" type phrase.
Guy:"Babe im in the mood."
Girl"Baby me too, come take me to McDonalds"
by larasinsidejokes December 23, 2016
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