Fart Opera

When you are laying in bed in silence and you release a long multi pitch fart that sounds like a chorus.

Omg, Dave woke me up in bed last night with longest, noisiest fart. I swear the windows were vibrating! It was a fart opera.

by AngDevilo March 10, 2023

French Fart

When you are performing oral or penetration of the anus on someone and they fart in the process.

I brought her back to my place and while I was eating out her ass she gave me a French Fart.

by Big cock small nipples March 29, 2023

Fart Reading

Commonly used online when someone claims to be a fast reader though they often misread or misunderstanding texts, failing to even see their own misspelling. First became common lingo on 4 chan /pol/.

Anon 1: You misread and turn things into something completely different
Anon 2: I just read fast, nothing wrong with fart reading.

by Marcellus Fredrick Binesworth June 17, 2022

The Devious Fart

When you spread your asscheeks open, expecting it to be a fart, but it's a shit.

"My buddy Ryan got banged by The Devious Fart!"

by Oofian August 9, 2022

organic-fart

a stinky fart that smells that smells like the compost!!!

maths room:
yay dub maths in the compost bin cant he stop eating cabbage
PE
yay no organic-fart smells out here!!!

by taetard March 12, 2007

Fairy Fart

A fart in which, smells so bad you can get high off of it.

My parents left the house, and instead of watching porn, i pulled a fairy fart.

by Jesseiscoolyo May 23, 2008

Suck a Fart

Term used briefly in Irish youth culture (between November 2005-March 2006) Used to express similar sentiment to common phrase "Kiss my Ass" while avoiding the cliche of what was a tired expression.
Rarely expressed now in any civilized culture.

Why don't you ever Suck a Fart?
To suck a fart is to live.
Lady Rosalind has retired to her chamber, knowing that would sir care to suck a fart.

by Jodie G. Eastwood June 12, 2012