vindicated crack

It's a crack that you don't have to feel guilty for. Therefore you may use it and be free of guilt. Mainly diet crack.

I've been thinking of cutting back on crack, do you know anyone selling that vindicated crack? I'm on a diet .

by M3rCy December 6, 2017

Crack attack

When you get beat up by a bunch of homeless cocaine addicts

Man, I'm sorry I didnt come the other day, I had a massive crack attack

by DankDeath January 8, 2019

Digital Crack

A game, website, video series, music album, or any other kind of digital media which is extremely addicting

James: "When is Patrick going to stop playing Factorio? It's been a week since he came out of his room."
Luke: "I wouldn't be surprised if he died of starvation or something. I wouldn't blame him though, Factorio is basically digital crack"

by Doorknob213 April 2, 2021

retired cracks

Dick riding bulls fan from chicago, he thinks everybody on the bulls should be mvp. He also thinks the bulls are gonna win the chip which is laughable

“Demar Derozan is better than Micheal Jordan” retired cracks stands for crackhead and washed

by Random guy from twitter February 5, 2022

Crack Hamster

an endearing nickname given to ones pet hamster who may act as if they are on crack cocaine

This is my pet hamster, her name is Gizmo but we all just call Crack Hamster

by cookiegirl89089 December 2, 2021

Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

cheddary crack

Where you do not clean your Anus for around a month, a crispy cheese dip type substance oozes from the bovril starfish

After a month of travelling, my cheddary crack is leaking

by Brad and eddie September 7, 2016