Slap your short friend

A day that’s shouldn’t exist, now that I’ve gotten your attention, as a member of the short people committee this day shouldn’t exist. Thank you very much.

Friend1:It’s national slap your short friend today
Friend2:This day shouldn’t even exist

by 123456789butt December 01, 2020

National Slap Ass Day

Everyone slap ass no complaints

February 11th is national slap ass day

by Annoying orange February 11, 2020

National slap a fat person day

on december 5th you can slap any fat person you want no matter what they say

Yo it’s december 5th let’s go slap Jaden it’s national slap a fat person day !

by Johnbooth December 02, 2021

tongue slap your fart box

Licking ones a** hole with your tongue

Hey babe I want to tongue slap your fart box...mmm

by BABOO September 21, 2014

Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal

An offer you simply cannot refuse to give up.

"Want to go eat some shrimp at that one restaurant you like?"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"

by Cyrus9201 October 11, 2013

National Slap Ass days

It's a few days between Sep. 17 to Sep. 20 have fun.

National Slap Ass Days is were you go around slapping people's asses have fun.

by Keith Trenton September 18, 2019

10 Second Cum-Slap

The art of premeture ejaculation upon entry (well, after about 10 seconds) And then being slaped in the face with a hand covered in cum!

"Dude, i came to early so she gave me a 10 second cum-slap"

"No Way!!"

by Jimmothy_Brap_Brap_Brap June 08, 2009