May 18th

National kiss your wife day

"Hey babe"
"Hey babe! *kisses"
"What was that?"
"It's May 18th!"

by starwwhaeygfbyiajeigbn May 18, 2024

May 18

National soapy tittie pic day

Have yo girl send you a soapy tittie picture for free

Boy: heyy it's may 18 you know what that mean

Girl: ugh finee🙄

by G🔯74.FLIP🔯D May 18, 2022

May 23

National let your bf/friend with benefits watch while you finger yourself day

Boy: hey, can I watch while you finger yourself?
Girl: sure, It's may 23 after all

by Yone May 23, 2024

May in Sweden

Snow and 20 degrees celsius at the same time.

Nicole: Oh, so it's May in Sweden?
Penelope: Yeah, better prepare the sleigh!

by YahYeeet May 7, 2019

May 2nd

Official Europe send nudes day.

Stupid american:Hey bro I just got nudes!
My europian ass:Me to bro its May 2nd its send nudes day in Europe.

by Ludak1234 May 1, 2020

caisey-mai

An awesome girl who is super sassy and awesome! If you see Caisey-Mai don't be shy, introduce yourself because she is the most epic person eveeeeer! She likes purple things and penguins! <(^-^)>

Archie: hey Caisey-Mai you're awesome

Caisey: i know right? I'm super cool

by ArchieHarris November 30, 2013

3rd May

International footjob day, 3 May is the international footjob day. Its very important day.

Im soo ready for 3 May.
Whats happening on 3rd May
Don't you know its international footjob day?

by Depski bebski May 3, 2025