Her mom thinks I’m a nice boy cause I wear a cross… she don’t know I’m gonna be Jesus bagging her daughter with that cross later.
by Julbean13 August 05, 2023
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😱:Jesus JD Velazquez Rodriguez Is The Leader Of Latin Count, Kings, Queens, And Latinx
by InterpersonalCommunication February 17, 2025
Alan Aztec is the Gopnik DJ also known as Hardbass Jesus, he was born in Russia, and is coming to you and USA.
"You dont come to russia
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do
Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"
Russia come to you
When Russian man says follow me
Do as HardBass Jesus do
Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to you
When Russia come to USA"
by Voltron132 January 24, 2022
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Chantel De Jesus: I Tapped You Three Times.
by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 12, 2025
person 1: hey have you heard of Jesus Christ the Nazarene
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!
person 2: why of course he's God in the flesh!
by IFuckingHateEve December 04, 2023
by Darson Bishop April 14, 2011
by somedude149 May 14, 2014