Chicken in your hand

The act of masturbating.

(Manager calls employee early in the morning) "You want to come in to work on this project today?" (Voice on the other end of the line sounds low and sexy) "You sound like you have your chicken in your hand!"
Me (across room): "Ah, ha, ha, ha ha!!"

by MassBoss July 30, 2013

Small Hands McCuntface

Another way of describing the president of the United States - (2016-present)

I totally disagree with what Small Hands McCuntface said on the last press conference considering Hezbollah

by Cannabuissness July 25, 2017

spank my hand

Give me a high five

Great job, man! Spank my hand!

by Tcube July 28, 2017

hands getting cold

If someone says their hands are cold it means they have lost all feelings, they have gone numb.

"Hands getting cold, losing feeling's getting old."

by donthugmeimscaredfr January 4, 2019

The White-Hand of Houdini

When you are fucking a girl from behind, and just prior to finishing, you pull out and spit on her back. When she turns to look at you, unload in her face and leave immediately almost as if by magic.

“Man, last night was crazy! I only escaped from that chick by performing the White-Hand of Houdini.”

by Badday_18 September 1, 2018

Handing a pepsi to the police

It is like a jail-free ticket but with a pepsi.

Police: Sir, you have been arrested
That guy: Hold on, hold on.
Police: What?
That guy: I have a pepsi

Police:Give it to me.
*That guy handing a pepsi to the police*
Police: Okay. Sir, You have been free.
That pepsi guy: Thanks. :3

by DUdeiDNTKNOE.com September 22, 2018

Caught White Handed

State of being spotted during masturbation.

A: Have you seen Jake? I suspected he is in his dorm room but it was locked.
B: Hmm.. maybe he is there and didn't want to be caught white handed.
A: Yeah, could be.

by FARCELL October 7, 2018