Kalahari Hand-trap

Having sex doggy style, reach your whole hand into her anus and grab your penis through the wall of the vagina and anus increasing internal friction.

Kyle was sure not to pull out while he had an arm in the Kalahari Hand-trap.

by Schmele May 21, 2023

Hand-Carved Blumpkin

When you're taking a dump, and you start jerking off. Right as you're about to finish, you stand up and use your jizz to draw a face in your poop.

I just made a Hand-Carved Blumpkin, and boy are my arms tired.

by TRA90 March 7, 2023

Turkish Hand Towel

When you bring a man to climax by rubbing another man's testicles on his penis.

Chris gave Alex a ride home in exchange for a Turkish Hand Towel.

by Chesterfield December 2, 2022

Purple Hand Gang

From the horrid Henry TV show the best kids tv show in britan rude Ralph horrid henry sour Susan and more of the charecter are in this suspected gang

In the tv show one of the lines is

“Oi henry perfect peter is trying to cancel the purple hand gang!!”

by Ibrahim minaj December 10, 2022

get bigger hands

when someone has an issue you can't be bothered to hear. and so you need to shut them up

person 1: my dog died today
person 2: get bigger hands

by the og unga bunga December 10, 2022

Small Hands McCuntface

Another way of describing the president of the United States - (2016-present)

I totally disagree with what Small Hands McCuntface said on the last press conference considering Hezbollah

by Cannabuissness July 25, 2017

spank my hand

Give me a high five

Great job, man! Spank my hand!

by Tcube July 28, 2017