gayed myself

When you accidentally pierce your right ear instead of your left.

Male #1 - I just gayed myself by accidentally piercing the right ear, what do I do??
Male #2 - Pierce the other one?

by NotGayBro February 5, 2018

gay horny

this is not an insult.

1. The state of being homosexual and horny at the same time.

2. Can also be used to describe two people who are very very close and touchy (regardless of their sex for comedic purposes).

1. Last night the girls got drunk and Athena was so gay horny.

2. Kevin and Ronney are gay horny for each other.

by cloutforsale December 3, 2019

Thoroughbred gay

A gay male who’s never had contact with female genitalia whatsoever, and did not have sex with women before coming out.

“He’s a thoroughbred gay - a virgin with girls, born c-section, and bottle fed.”

by Hipsterdufas January 7, 2020

Gay lights

A group lights that are composed with blue and red and make a very homophobic vibe.

Wow! The flashlight has gay lights

by StrawpidGuy January 11, 2020

Gay Zombie

When you chain up an old man that’s near death, and than proceed to have gay anal sex with him until he demise; once he is dead you than put a straw into his anal cavity and proceed to drink the sperm out of his anus, once this is complete you than put the straw into his nose and drink his mucus

Man 1: yeah dude i went the retirement home and nabbed an old guy hand pulled a Gay Zombie

Man 2: I’m calling the cops

by DontTakeMyFuckingNameCunt February 4, 2020

gay quit

when one talks gayly to another and someone leaves an xbox live party because of it

ok this is too gay for me i'm out later. gay quit

by SoAnthony April 3, 2020

Gay jarrick

The superior speedster

Iris west “Who’s the fastest flash there is”
Barry allen “why it’s gay jarrick”

by Raymond the George May 16, 2020