god loves you

what my mom told me before sending me to him

me: "mom mom the test came back I have autism."
mom: "its okay god loves you...*loads shotgun*"

by cockmaster45 October 6, 2022

OP PRO GOD

Op pro god -
If anyone calls themselves an op pro god, just know that they're op pro god. (which means they are awesome)

"I bulli u"
"AM OP PRO GOD"

by BHONDUDADA666 December 12, 2021

shaking hands with God

Masturbating, particularly with noted success

"My mind always feels much clearer after shaking hands with God," mused Jillian.

by shaking hands with god December 29, 2021

god fucking christ

An exclamation to use when extremely frustrated.

Matt was looking forward to his steak he had on the grill. He burned the steak by accident. "God fucking Christ" yelled Matt.

by Chuck1969 April 12, 2022

What in god's name!?

Used when you're in a situation that would generally not be considered common, requiring the reason/s behind its existence. By referring the name of god means that this situation is unholy and you're asking god why has he allowed this to happen. Normally it is combined with the world "fucking" resulting in the phrase "What in god's fucking name!?" though this phrase is used by believers of god, people who are generally christian or people who are just too innocent to use swear words.

You: *Is casually walking down the hall*
Your roommate: Ugh! YEAH!
You: *Sees your roommate humping a pillow* What in god's name!?

by A nerd stick October 28, 2021

God Bless America

Something Canadians say before or after they or someone else do something that is dangerous, shameful, or unhealthy. By pretending to be American while doing something stupid, you are implying that that is quite normal for Americans to do (which it usually is).

Gord: Are you seriously eating that donut, broski?

Todd: Don't judge me. It's a treat.

Gord(American Accent): God Bless America.

by trueparf July 30, 2021

God's Gift to Man

My dumbass way of praising something. My brain no longer works (I am very retarded) so when I like something I now say "______ is really God's gift to Man."

Friend: "You Like that new Donkey Kong Country 2 game?"

Me: "Yeah it really is God's gift to man"

Friend: Damn boy

by Pet Sounder May 28, 2023