Douche Tote

A person who is a much bigger douche bag than the regular douche bag

Oh God. Derek is such a douche tote!

by VG131 September 13, 2022

douche nugget

A vile and disgusting object, of which no one wants to associate themselves with.

Related to 'la douche nugget', the gunk found in the plug hole of a french shower.

"Becky, why does he think its cool to wear snapback and shades all the time?"
"It's simple, its because he his a douche nugget"

"That chav thinks it's funny to knock over his neighbor's bins... in reality he is just a douche nugget"

by Pepini August 31, 2015

SUPER DOUCHE 5000

(Adj) A person who is a waste; an idiot. One that dosen't realize that they are talking from there ass. Also used to describe a male / female (N) that won't let you be who you wana be. To act in a ridiculous manner; embarassing (V)

Person 1: You see that guy last night he just woulden't shut up about how badass he was.

Person 2: We all know hes not!

Person 1: Yeah he was a super douche 5000

by C.O.M 5000 April 29, 2010

Douche Canoe

When two or more douche bags are in one vehicle or transportation device.

When Sean's team gets on the bus to come play at one of our stadiums it turns into a douche canoe.

by Blackhawks39 April 9, 2016

Douche Nozzle

n. german for "jackass." Pronounced fast with a heavy accent as "doshnozzle."

Tim is a real douche nozzle. He came and drank all our beer and left.

by superbubba October 20, 2009

Hipster Douche

Repetitive.
Anyone claiming to be "a hipster" that thinks there is a difference between a hipster and a douche as if there's anything to love about hipsters. Or douches.

That guy is such a hipster douche. He gives hipsters a bad name.

by mbradleyc August 11, 2018

Douche’

Obnoxious person who acknowledges a clever point made at someone else’s expense...

Wow thought we buried that? Thanks for being a douche’ !

by Tra cra June 21, 2018