cock light

when you light your jizz and it burns on the tip of your penis creating 4-5 seconds of light without pain to the penis. This was first witten about by king Louie XVI of France when he was recieving a blowjob and jizzed on a candle.

(lamp) (cock light)

by cocklight jackson March 27, 2010

cock bite

When a person intentionally acts to cause humiliation to another person.

That fucking"cock bite" Sam tripped me in front of my three year old son, then he pissed on me and threw rocks at me while my son watched and laughed. I hate that fucking "cock bite"

by smendez April 4, 2010

cock spreader

one who touches/scratches his balls and then touches things

Guy 1 "That guy over there scratched his nuts and then touched the remote to the T.V"

Guy 2 "He must be one of those fuckin cock spreaders"

Guy 1 "Fuck that cock spreader"

by The nagger June 12, 2009

Cock Smoggler

someone who loves inhaling large amount of penis and man juices

Damn that girl is a cock smoggler.

by hovihov October 7, 2009

cock meatin

The act of squishing three or more people into the back seat of a small, not suv type vehicle.

Damn did u see those niggers? they were cock meatin the shit out of that car!!

by C.hIlLL January 19, 2011

Cock Throatial

Describes a person who is in the act of giving oral sex to a male. Often known as a Ball Chinian or a Scrotam Chin Strap.

Before moving to the Cock Throatial position the actress must first securely fasten her Scrotam Chin Strap.

by adr25 April 26, 2011

Snow-cocked

The act of having a penis made out of snow placed on one's possession. Often done by those with homo-erotic tendencies.

Person 1: Dude, someone made a penis made out of snow on your car!
Person 2: Ya, I totally got snow-cocked.

by bones86 December 19, 2010