chris boner

Who is this guy, all I know is that he’s really hot. Also why is he on this.

Chris Boner is hot

by Shaggy_Surpeme February 5, 2019

Bloody Mary Boner

When she's on her rag, & you pullout... Then you refuse to wash it off & ask her if she "would like a pickle w/ that." Her name also has to be Mary.

Him: Damnit Mary, would you like a pickle with that!

Her: I would love a Bloody Mary Boner!

by xXOhio4Lovers February 1, 2023

boner

big and hard dick

Hobo 1: That guy is so hot he gives me a boner

Hobo 2: fag

by TOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!!! May 10, 2023

Casting Boner

A state of non-sexual arousal, focused on the ability of an angler casting a fly-rod.

Watching my buddy maneuver his fly-rod while fishing gave me a Casting Boner.

by sumyungguy69 July 5, 2018

Eternal Boner

A boner men get when they’re around the girl that they see as the hottest girl in their opinions. Eternal boners can happen from a guy looking at a super hot nude girl on porn, seeing a naked hot in person when they’re about to have sex with them, or seeing their crush naked whatever if it’s in porn or real life.

Me: Man, I cannot stop thinking about Matilde. Every time I see her naked pictures and videos from her Onlyfans, I feel like I get an eternal boner. If I see her naked in person, I’d really have an eternal boner.

Person: Dude, you’re obsessed with her. You wouldn’t last one second having sex with her.

Me: Yes, but I’d still have a huge boner after cumming. I bet I could cum multiple times.

Person: Yeah, right.

by AntiCircumcisionMan January 3, 2021

Boner Boat

A term used to describe an extremely attractive woman

That chick is a total boner boat.

by Tha juice is loose November 22, 2011

Roller Boner

When you are on a roller coaster and your adrenaline gets pumping then you get a boner

While I was at Canada's Wonderland i was on a roller coaster and i got a roller boner

by BobitaLovesBob April 30, 2015