Bee Boner

When a boner disappears really quickly because of a bee sting or any other shock to the body that makes a boner rapidly shrink.

We were in bed and a bee stung his foot. His boner disappeared so quick, a bee bee boner!

by Watermelon seeds May 11, 2018

Rage Boner

The incitement of outrage and fury in Trump supporters spurred by the lies and preposterous conspiracy theories they circulate on far right social media and publications.

Hey bro, you need to read that article about how the Biden Crime Family keeps dozens of sex slaves in a dungeon in the basement of the White House. If that won't give you a rage boner, nothing will. I don't think I could get any harder than I am right now.

by Dr. Ahjit M'drarz September 15, 2023

Butt Boner

a sensation in your ass caused by heightened bloodflow and excessive pent up steam- akin to the feeling one gets when they pop a boner, but with your butt!

symptoms may include: emptiness, warmth in affected areas, back arching, bouncing, lust drunken thoughts, potential promiscuity, need, and- in extreme cases- vivid daydreams that bleed into sleepless nights.

if you are submissive and breedable enough to be familiar with such a condition, I suggest you be a good pet and find a way to let off that pent up steam. c:

I should sleep right now but this butt boner is telling me otherwise

by aintapuppy June 7, 2025

anger boner

It’s when you get so angry your dick becomes erect

Man my boss pissed me off so bad I popped an anger boner and everybody looked at me weird

by Lukey bhole December 12, 2021

Balkan Boner

When you have Balkan rage and then you start getting aroused from the rage flowing through your penis

Oh my God Daxton got a Balkan Boner!

by Hal Wilkerson May 2, 2025

boner booger

Semen

I had so much boner booger on my hand, I needed a tissue.

by Liz David October 3, 2025

Super Boner

Oh? No? Not one of yours? I don't think one mine would have say 'If there's no transcendant meaning, then we're animals.' I mean... If your transcendant meaning is to spread your genes into the future then how are you not just an animal? If transcendant meaning (for everyone) = spreading genes then how do you not consider everyone else animals? That's what animals do. Spread genes. Yeah, no, he's a plant. He basic spreads (what is essentially) YOUR THING (Jordan) from the Atheist side of things. He doesn't have a self (apparently). He's a human strawman. Him and Destiny. You're boosting people to live publicly as human strawmen with a picture of my face stapled to the front.

Hym "Yeah, I don't know what a super boner is but I don't like the sound of it."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2024