nicotine bird

a cool bird that wears aviators & smokes marlboro blacks. when you’re in need of nicotine, just call the fucking bird & he will bring you nicotine

Hey do you have any nicotine?

No, just call a nicotine bird

by mister.brooks February 7, 2022

Pointing bird

Super cool lad that gets so many bitches, if you see him on the street give him a cheeky tug

Just saw pointing bird amazing head

by It was i dio February 13, 2022

Birding

When you sit across from a mirror while watching a movie or reading, so you can look up and grin at yourself during the good parts, and pretend that you're not alone. Like a caged bird interacting with its own reflection.

I'm usually birding when I read fan fiction, since no one gets as excited about my OTP as I do. Birding is like having a best friend who shares all your opinions!

by Dropped my thought October 8, 2021

Dr Doon Bird

Protector of the weak defender of justice wears crocs and is 5’9 with a long wingspan

Better watch out! Here comes Dr Doon Bird

by donisvalid October 15, 2021

Bird

1. synonym for half-wit(idiot).

2. commonly used to describe a person who is immoral and integrity-lacking. Obnoxious and materialistic.

"dude is literally a bird"

by JJmane October 15, 2021

My bird

A word commonly used by roadmen meaning a girlfriend or a good female friend

Maddie is well fit

Yeah fam she’s my bird

by Soggy nugget October 19, 2021

Bill Bird

The most glorious computer scientist to ever walk this earth. A staple of comedic genius and wit. Has a sandwich named after him, but sadly cannot consume it due to an allergy. He has become the focus of a cult, whereby people confess his love for him and his use of syntactic sugar and making toast on the stovetop.

I just got out of Bill Bird's lecture; he's was the reason why I'm still in school
Bill loves pineapples

by snickerpoodledoop October 19, 2021