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Boner

When your thilthy big dick starts to get large
Hey you i have a Fucking BONER LAD
by Compzy September 10, 2021
mugGet the Bonermug.

boner coffee

A dumb ass male individual that simply has a raging hard on and dips that shit into a hot cup of joe resulting in the male's dick being on fire then lets his "mate" lick that cup of joe residue off the dick
William: Good morning sweety do want some breakfast or a little bit of boner coffee?

Bitch: I guess i'll be satisfied with the little bit of your boner coffee
by Randy Sinatra November 27, 2013
mugGet the boner coffeemug.

fight boner

Getting hyped and excited about a fight going on around or being in a fight and enjoying it.

the latter possibility arises if you like having the adversary as adversary, for various reasons
Hisoka, an experienced fighter in a tournament arena setting has been watching a newbie gon develop at amazing rate and they finally face off. Mid fight, Hisoka to Gon:
Oh.. Don't look at me like that. I'm getting turned on!!! (fight boner)
by wyunofuuk September 25, 2018
mugGet the fight bonermug.

boner

when your weiner gets hard as fucking diamonds, thus causing you to die an absolutely abysmal death if your sausage slammer is big enough. its also feasible that boners can give you brain damage by slapping you in the face, again, if your penile is big enough.
farticus gets a boner whenever a midget enters the room.
by BeefBoyBalling478 November 3, 2021
mugGet the bonermug.

Bobcat Boner

The sensation you get in your pants when operating a Bobcat.
Jason is operating the bobcat moving dirt. He must have a Bobcat boner.
by Miller Perry November 17, 2023
mugGet the Bobcat Bonermug.

Boner

I get a boner each time my homes show me their balls God they diks is huge
by WELCOMETOTHEBONERZONER March 23, 2022
mugGet the Bonermug.

boner alert🙀

uh oh boner alert🙀
person1: omg look it’s Olivia!
person2: she looks fine today!
Person3: boner alert🙀
by SecretGyal May 1, 2023
mugGet the boner alert🙀mug.

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