Cumtucky windage.

The act of adjusting the flight path of a load of sperm do to wind so as to hit the intended target.

(Example 1) Fuck dude, I had to use Cumtucky windage because of the fan or it would have been a bad day for the sheets.
Cumtucky windage saved the day.

(Example 2) Boy 1 I fucked up, The wind came out of no where and it landed on the hood. No Cumtucky windage.

Boy 2 You should have used Cumtucky windage on that bitch.

by Random C April 4, 2009

Mongolian Wind Chime

A sexual act in which the female is underneath a standing male and he starts titty fucking her. While this is happening the Female gives gim a rim job.

"Dude me and this chick totaly had a Mongolian Wind Chime goin the other night!"

by nkivs May 27, 2009

steep wind

When a girl gives a guy such a hard blow job, that his pubes tingle.

Brad: "The other day Janet gave me a steep wind!"
Dr. Scott: "Nice!!"

by creeperyaya74 July 9, 2009

The Wind Catcher

When you fart into your hand and throw it into someones face forcing them to smell it.

Man my nostrils are burning from the wind catcher.

by tels January 14, 2010

Veteran Widow

1.) A woman who's remained a widow throughout the rest of her life, esp. up until old age. One who's husband died more than 2 decades ago, at a young age never making it to old age. A widow who's lost her husband a long time ago.

This term also refers to widow Nina Von Stauffenberg, who died in 2006 at the age of 92, within less than 62 years after her husband, late german nazi soldier Klaus Von Stauffenberg was killed in 1944 at age 36.

Zac: My maternal grandmother just had her 89th birthday last week.

Chris: Didn't you have a maternal grandfather? Like, wasn't she married?

Zac: She was married. I never knew my grandfather. He died in 1967. My grandmother never remarried.

Chris: DUDE! You've got to be kidding me, right! She's like a fucking Veteran Widow!

by ribetab July 31, 2010

Chin Wind

The act of farting into ones face while getting a blow job.

Damn, I heard you hit that bitch with some chin wind!

by Poo Plog January 25, 2011

patrol widow

A navy wife who sleeps around while her husband is out to sea.

I'm going to the bar on the base tonight to try and pick up a patrol widow.

by fifth of forth July 7, 2011