The act of fisting a female whilst on her period. The act includes that the fister has a handful of coffee grounds while performing the bloody fisting act, hence the two tones (red and brown) and joe, meaning the coffee like substance created from the warmth in the fistee's vagina.
by Skip Toumailloux March 24, 2011
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by DSMarauder March 27, 2011
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Put some cheese on that Two-Daddy Wing-Ton!
by Pep"per" Jack July 15, 2011
Get the Two-Daddy Wing-Ton mug.Definition: A Coomb with two heads. Derived from the anomaly of the Two-Headed Coomb. It normally resides in its' dwelling in the Santa Ynez Valley however returns to its homeland of Tenesse every once in a while.
by The Coomb Hunter November 13, 2011
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by lardophobic December 9, 2011
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by Shaffy24 October 30, 2011
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Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.
Martha: Miller, you can sink two balls into my ass any day.
by stinkbloom November 5, 2011
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