Homosexual intercourse. When a gay man puts his unit in his partners ass, you can probably assume it's going to get shit on it.
"Dude, I walked in John's apartment last night and seen his gay room mate shit dicking his boyfriend. I'm scarred for life man!"
by Meaty Pablo April 20, 2008
Get the shit dicking mug.An expression used often by people when they notice they screwed something up. Normally used with the word "Fuck" in the same sentence.
Oh Shit! I totally Fucked that up!
by The iRan February 9, 2009
Get the oh shit mug.(Noun): The fiery shits you take, mostly comprised of liquids, after a night of eating wings or other spicy foods. May also fit in alongside with "Beer Shits". Acids Shits are long and grueling and come one after the other at unexpected times. Some consequences of Acid Shits may be bleeding of the anus and general depression.
Guy1- After Hooters last night I had some gnarly Acid Shits.
Guy2-Weak dude.
Guy1-Yeah, I thought my ass would never heal.
Guy2-Weak dude.
Guy1-Yeah, I thought my ass would never heal.
by Jeff Gurk November 24, 2006
Get the Acid Shits mug."The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."
"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"
"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."
"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."
"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"
"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."
"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."
by Circus Freak January 9, 2010
Get the Shit Lock mug.Stretching skid-marked men's briefs over wife/girlfriend's pillow without her consent or knowledge and covering up the dirty deed with her pillow case.
"Dude. You won't believe this shit. Old gal wouldn't give it up last night so I slipped a Shit Bra on her pillow for time released pay back!
"Oh man. I couldn't get my girl to fall for smellin' my poopy finger anymore so I wiped my ass with my undies and spread those sharted Calvin's over her pillow!"
"Oh man. I couldn't get my girl to fall for smellin' my poopy finger anymore so I wiped my ass with my undies and spread those sharted Calvin's over her pillow!"
by Alfonso Muzan March 17, 2010
Get the Shit Bra mug.When your girl comes up and says she's gonna be your baby mama, and you're like hello no bitch that's a croc'o shit.
by ALicia May April 16, 2008
Get the Croc'o shit mug."shitting the dick" refers to an instance during anal sex where the receptive partner has not adequately cleaned himself/herself and has left a streak of fecal matter on his/her partner's penis.
I was in a hurry and didn't have time to shower before he came over so I just crossed my fingers and hoped for the best. when he pulled out i could smell it and damn, I shit the dick.
by b1akemore July 27, 2011
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