T. N. M. P.

Totally. Not. My. Problem
Teacher: Where's your Homework?
Kid: My Dog Ate it
Teacher: T. N. M. P.

A zero for today.
by kaboblet34 January 31, 2011
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Big T Small p

Reference to Donald J. Trump, whose last name is spelled with a big "t" and a small "p". Play on "big talk, small penis". Refers to a person who makes loud and annoying claims to make up for deep insecurities.
"You know that Donald J.? He's the real deal, tells it like it is, right?"
"Naw, he just talks big. Big T Small p, know what I mean?"
by millstone December 31, 2021
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West Coast T-Bone

The act of chainsawing someone whilst a live grenade is on or around said person. Any grenade is applicable. Popularized by the videogame Gears of War.
Tyrone- "Yo he's just standing there, lets West Coast T-Bone him"

Jamal- "Aight, stick the grenade on him, I'll chainsaw him right after"
by MutilatedStillborn January 14, 2010
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Rodney king t shirt

Rodney King t shirt
Noun
I see shirt that says something like

"why can't we all just get along?"
With a picture of his face those people who can't read.
I just got the hell out of there man, it was like a Rodney King t shirt t 👕.
by Handcuffmonkfish October 16, 2019
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T-shirt mask-querade

When you space out your mask and make a lame effort to comply with pandemic protocols by pulling your T-shirt halfway up over your face, in the style of Mort in the Bazooka Joe comics.
Lookit this tool, tryin' to pass himself off with a t-shirt mask-querade.

Forgot her business, and now acting all nonchalant with her t-shirt mask-querade.

That t-shirt masquerade gives a good peek at his beer belly!
by Creed Cur May 01, 2021
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College T-shirt Whore

Someone who is obsessed with getting t-shirts with multiple Colleges on them
Crocker: "Johnson, you bought another friggin college t-shirt?"
Johnson: " Well what can I say? I'm a college t-shirt whore!"
by Maranda May 19, 2005
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Creighton Universi T bag

Member or members of Creighton University T-bag said person(s).
Kevin pulled a Creighton Universi T bag on Libby.
by HI IM Andrew!@!~~~~~~~!!!@#!@# October 13, 2009
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