shit dicking

Homosexual intercourse. When a gay man puts his unit in his partners ass, you can probably assume it's going to get shit on it.

"Dude, I walked in John's apartment last night and seen his gay room mate shit dicking his boyfriend. I'm scarred for life man!"

by Meaty Pablo April 20, 2008

oh shit

An expression used often by people when they notice they screwed something up. Normally used with the word "Fuck" in the same sentence.

Oh Shit! I totally Fucked that up!

by The iRan February 9, 2009

Acid Shits

(Noun): The fiery shits you take, mostly comprised of liquids, after a night of eating wings or other spicy foods. May also fit in alongside with "Beer Shits". Acids Shits are long and grueling and come one after the other at unexpected times. Some consequences of Acid Shits may be bleeding of the anus and general depression.

Guy1- After Hooters last night I had some gnarly Acid Shits.

Guy2-Weak dude.

Guy1-Yeah, I thought my ass would never heal.

by Jeff Gurk November 24, 2006

Shit Lock

A piece of doo doo placed on a personal object to deter theft.

"The thief was deterred when he smelled the stench of my shit lock."

"Don't take that! It's been shit locked!"

"I forgot my bike lock, but luckely I never leave home without my shit lock."

"Some people hide their keys... I just put shit on things. That is a shit lock."

by Circus Freak January 9, 2010

Shit Bra

Stretching skid-marked men's briefs over wife/girlfriend's pillow without her consent or knowledge and covering up the dirty deed with her pillow case.

"Dude. You won't believe this shit. Old gal wouldn't give it up last night so I slipped a Shit Bra on her pillow for time released pay back!

"Oh man. I couldn't get my girl to fall for smellin' my poopy finger anymore so I wiped my ass with my undies and spread those sharted Calvin's over her pillow!"

by Alfonso Muzan March 17, 2010

T-Shit

A t shirt that is so cheap and low quality it is not worth shitting on

Is that the T-shit you bought the other day?

How much did you pay for that T-shit?

by TehFr3akShow August 12, 2011

Shit cycle

The specific time within a 24-hour intestinal cycle in which one has to take a dump. Similar to the body's greater circadian rhythm, but specific to the bowels distinct time of excreting.

Ever since I started staying up later, my body has shifted its shit cycle to end around 2am.

by pfffffffffft August 14, 2009