Birthday Sex

When a person receives some fucky on there most special day

Chad : Happy Birthday baby I got you something close your eyes!
Kiersten: Oh Chad I love you what could it be?
Chad : AHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten: Wow it's your monster cock do I get some Birthday Sex?
Chad : Yes! Yes! Yes! Strip it down!
Kiersten: Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh!
Chad : Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

Chad : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Kiersten : Yummy!
Chad : Happy Birthday To You!

by SlopNChop December 18, 2016

awkward sex

when a person has sex.. with
some one and realizes that it
will be awkward afterwards

Me and my bestfriend had sexx..
It was some freaky kinda awkward sex

by rockstarstatus February 13, 2008

mental sex

mind games

Kelly just enjoys the mental sex. She loves to screw with your head.

by Chas April 19, 2003

implied sex

The point of kissing where you know it is only a matter of time before the buisness begins. Clothes are usually still on at this point and you are basically dry humping as you are not quite sure whether you both want to go through with it.

1: So what happened with you guys last night?
2:Well i took him back and we were totally having implied sex on my bed when he just pulled away and started crying.
1:.....Wtf?! marecity.

by funball April 30, 2009

sex chocolate

The liquid chocolate used in foreplay often licked off a lover's body

Fred: I want to cover you in liquid sex chocolate and lick it all off your fine body
Louisa: Mmmm I'd like that

by LXR February 26, 2008

secret sex

Sex you don't want anybody to know about. It has to be kept on the DL because of any number of reasons: you're embarrassed (coyote ugly), you don't want your boss to know, you're a cheating bastard and you don't want to get caught, etc.

"Yo, Smiles, did you hear that Mr. Ed and Toto are having secret sex?"

"No way Ldog, that isn't happening!"

"Oh, don't worry, it is. Apparently, Mr. Ed is afraid his boss will find out. As if Quatals would give a shit!"

by Toridragon July 25, 2006

Calculator Sex

The act of two calculators bumping uglies via a calculator sex cable. Used to transfer data from one calculator to another, such as programs, games, and linking together for multiuser apps.

Dude, lets have calculator sex so I can put this awesome game on your calcuatlor!

Alicia was asleep in class so I had calculator sex with her so I could get my PimpQuest on.

by robenwzrdhat October 16, 2008