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That's my pocket

What you say when a girl who is annoying or fat is trying to get close to you and is rubbing up on you trying kiss you, hug you, hold your hand, give you a blowjob, or whatever and you dont want it. It's basically implying that shes too close and to GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME.
Girl: hey your cute
(trys to hold you hand and shes getting really close to you. too close)

Guy: That's my pocket

Girl:What?

Guy: (walks away)
by Schmekel September 1, 2010
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Pocket pretzels

pocket pretzels are a type of pretzel that you would put in your pocket and the National day for pocket pretzels is May 24th
by MorganMorgan753 October 15, 2019
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My pockets ache

Having too much anal sex that your butt hurts
Girl, list night was so great that my pockets ache now!!
by Banannaboo33 September 12, 2017
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Back-Pocket Bitch

When a female puts her phone on her back pocket making you wanna look at what she's got.
That Back-Pocket Bitch had a Samsung S8!
by Fricky-Fresh August 4, 2020
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Hoodie pocket

Someone, something, or a situation that is untrustworthy, unreliable; sketchy.

You ever put items in your hoodie pocket just to have them fall out? Hoodie pockets can not be trusted to hold your keys or phone. Someone people are like hoodie pockets. Don’t be a hoodie pocket.
She’s a hoodie pocket bro no cap

That’s hoodie pocket af, I could never

That’s giving hoodie pocket
by Blasé blasé January 20, 2025
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Pocket Friggen Lems

The ultimate Texas hold em hand. It can be whatever you want it to be and it never loses.
"Dude your not gunna beat me"
"Why?"
"I got pocket friggen lems"
by Chico Fil-A August 22, 2007
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Hot Pocket

When someone farts in bed and leaves a pocket of hot, rancid gas under the covers. Unlike the Dutch Oven, the covers are never pulled over anyone's head with the Hot Pocket. There's just a little disgusting gift waiting to punch you in the sinuses the next time you roll over in your sleep.
Something we ate for dinner tore up his stomach. Every time I tried to get comfortable I woke up to a new hot pocket. I barely got any sleep because he was so gassy!
by JenNealTX January 13, 2015
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