Don't crack my wig

Don't give me a headache you square.

If you don't dig jazz don't crack my wig about it.

by Beanaeb November 21, 2011

Crack head

A loser who smokes crack cocaine because they are dumb

Bboy alien ness aint no community hero, he's a crack head who is very destructive and has no soul

by Crack head hunter August 31, 2019

Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.

I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.

by Dickbender December 4, 2021

crack whammy

A defective crack rock

Ayo Jody this nigga Jay sold me a crack whammy I’m finna rob his ass

by Captain.backwoods January 27, 2021

pack it up crack head

Chad Turner

My mom told me she seen a pack it up crack head on the corner of bald and ugly, turns it it was Chad Turner.

by Tevan walker September 18, 2023

...crack croquet

the drug fuelled family fun game which shinou's play in alaysia

cmon kids lets go for a drug fuelled game of crack croquet

by martyn April 21, 2004

Anal Crack

The are of space in between the two but cheeks (also known as butt cheeks, or ass clapers). Offten used as a jokeing, or nonoffencive, insult.

1. My anal crack is so sore from that huge crap I just took!

2. Dave: Wow your so stupid! I cant belive you fell for that!
Mike: Ha! Ha! Shut up you anal crack!

by n es November 6, 2010