Skip to main content

Lord Jesus

The way, the truth, and the life, and no one goes to the father except through confessing that Jesus is Lord, and believing in your heart that God raised him from the dead.
Lord Jesus will do good to you, Because he is the Lord.
by rimnuthefolf September 7, 2023
mugGet the Lord Jesus mug.

Jesus Salad

A dietary suppliment
Jesus Salad is good for the digestive system. Jesus Salad is a healthy meal containing lettuce, radish, carrots and Greek dressing.
by JReverend September 14, 2023
mugGet the Jesus Salad mug.

Jesus Lighting

Jesus Lighting is the result of a camera focusing on you with light in the background resulting in the person in the photograph being surrounded by heavenly white
Person 1: “How was the visit at the park with your friend?”

Person 2: “Good; very sunny, I took a picture of my friend facing the sun and when I looked at the photo, I got him in Jesus Lighting

Person 1: “lmao”

*may or may not be based on a true story*
by roach.baddie September 15, 2023
mugGet the Jesus Lighting mug.

Jesus H. Fuck

that phrase you shout when you something terribly unbelievable happens
Kid: I shot the retarded kid!
Dad: Jesus H. Fuck!
by ChopSuey235 September 23, 2023
mugGet the Jesus H. Fuck mug.
When describing a man who is fat, ginger and called kallum who is also most likely to eat a person.
"I hate fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum." with aggression
by Joul_Loves October 5, 2023
mugGet the Fat ginger jesus cannibal kallum mug.

Jesused

“Jesused” the past tense of “to Jesus” a verb meaning to be labeled as or changed to Jesus.
Person 1: Oh hey, how have you been, mate?

Person 2: Oh it’s alright, i’ve been *jesused* though so things are a little rough right now
by RobbieRotten478 July 4, 2023
mugGet the Jesused mug.

talkin to jesus

Someone who is very much under in influence/ very high
Our man really is Talkin to Jesus right now.
by DevilhunterBFMV July 13, 2023
mugGet the talkin to jesus mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email