Ice Or Snow

The game where you see a white object during the winter time and kick it. If it explodes, it was snow. If you end up with a few broken toes, it was ice.

Person 1 - Ice or Snow?
Person 2 - Gotta be snow!
Person 1 - (Kicks ice and proceeds to break toes)
Person 2 - Aw man, that was ice! Better luck next time!

by sickeroni inventor February 19, 2023

Ice cream sandwich

When you lift the mattress and defecate on the box spring below then replace the mattress on top.

I was so mad at my roommate that I left him an ice cream sandwich after Thanksgiving dinner.

by Zombieking72 October 15, 2023

Ice cream maker

Act of using an enema to cause soft serve shat in the bathroom when constipated.

I had to use the ole Ice Cream maker after eating that Tomahawk steak!

by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023

ice cream maker

An enema to cause soft serve shat when constipated.

I had to use the ole ice cream maker after eating that tomahawk steak last night!

by 42goingon12 October 15, 2023

IC

Independently close -SM

“We hang out every weekend - we’re IC”

by Kikib7373 October 20, 2023

poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it

The act of doing something so horrible, monstrous, and generally bad, that you are doomed to stub your toe and whenever it heals, stub it again.

Jon: I just poured milk before cereal, then put ice cubes in it.
John: you monster. I hereby doom you to stub your toe-
Jon: That's not so bad.
John:-And whenever it heals, immediately stub it again.
Jon: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

by Bacon friez November 3, 2023

Index Ice

A rather large diamond worn on the index finger of either hand

You’re man must be loaded to put that index ice on your finger

by Longliveling November 3, 2023