Fishing in my pondhole

The most homosexual description of fingering your own anus...

"This is really fishing in my pondhole"-This is really fingering my asshole
"I love fishing in my pondhole"-I love fingering my asshole

by Amustycow February 6, 2019

fish willy day

fish willy day is a day where u chop off a fishs willy. celebrated on september 10.

Maria: tyler why do u have a fish willy in ur hand?!
tyler: its fish willy day!!

by urmomsfat69 December 31, 2021

Boxed Like Fish

When a player builds a box using his/her/their walls in Fortnite.

Friend A: "How did I die, you hacking?"
Friend B: "You're dogwater, you got Boxed Like Fish."

by Hisoko Morow April 21, 2021

Da Fish Disorder

Throughout time, certain woman have been born with qualities that somewhat resemble a fish. Usually, if this disorder is in the face, the female will have unusually large grotesque eyes, which are severely separated almost near the side of the head.
She is slutty, and has a "lucky" friend. May god save her soul.

Oh my god!!! She has Da Fish Disorder

by Semore Hoffman April 25, 2008

Fishing in the Wrong Pond

When ones entire approach to trying to improve one's career and dating life is systematically flawed and unlikely to lead to any kind of meaningful progress

After getting the cold shoulder from every girl across the board and a generic rejection email from every job he applied to, Chad quickly realized he was fishing in the wrong pond and decided to work on developing his own personal brand rather than chasing others.

by D Flawless December 8, 2019

TWO LEGGED FISH

YOU CATCH A TWO LEGGED FISH AT YOUR LOCAL PARK AND THEN BRING IT HOME AND THEN RUBB IT WITH CAR OIL WHILE U SLIP UR FAT MASSIVE COCK IN THE FLOPPERS AND FINS.

SATIRE: YO DEADAUX I JUST FUCKED A TWO LEGGED FISH

DEADAUX: DANG JIT YOU WAS BLUCKING A TWO LEGGED FISH

by TWO LEGGED FISH June 12, 2023

Monkey fish frog

From Mr. Garrison's theory of evolution

"...and then that had a retard baby, which was a... monkey fish frog."

by madmacha96 April 26, 2022