It's me, you motherfuckers, it's Star Fish Man. I have the IQ of a Starfish, which is 2. But I'm also pretty fucking passive aggressive, and if you fuck with me I'll fucking inseminate your mother. I'm also colorful in appearance and language.
The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.
Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.
The big ass Starfish alien from The Suicide Squad is my cousin. Don't fuck with me.
Love you too, Matthew, if you're reading this.
"Dude Star Fish Man just fucked my mom and posted it on pornhub! Looks like I'm gonna have a sibling after all..."
by Star Fish Man March 15, 2022
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