farting machine

my dad pretty much

last night the farting machine couldnt stop

by cherrieblossomzebra June 10, 2021

Frodo Farts

When your neighborhood vape fag tries to show you his cool vape clouds.

You're reaction is "Cool Frodo Farts bruh!"

by Urban Handle November 3, 2019

Jewish fart

When a Jewish person shits themselves and their pants are full

Was that a Jewish fart? That was loud as fuck and damn it stinks.

by ogpole May 25, 2023

Fart Opera

When you are laying in bed in silence and you release a long multi pitch fart that sounds like a chorus.

Omg, Dave woke me up in bed last night with longest, noisiest fart. I swear the windows were vibrating! It was a fart opera.

by AngDevilo March 10, 2023

French Fart

When you are performing oral or penetration of the anus on someone and they fart in the process.

I brought her back to my place and while I was eating out her ass she gave me a French Fart.

by Big cock small nipples March 29, 2023

Fart Reading

Commonly used online when someone claims to be a fast reader though they often misread or misunderstanding texts, failing to even see their own misspelling. First became common lingo on 4 chan /pol/.

Anon 1: You misread and turn things into something completely different
Anon 2: I just read fast, nothing wrong with fart reading.

by Marcellus Fredrick Binesworth June 17, 2022

fart munching

munchin farts becaues you stink

look at that fart muncher ; fart munching, so putrid D:

by kkoner February 21, 2022