Douche Fail

A fail commited by a douche, usually talking with a nerd, which causes complete embarassement to the douche.

Douche: Do you know this program called firefox which is 10 times more awesme than IE?
Nerd: Do you know that I've been using that program since I was 11 years old?
Douche: oops, I think I just made a douche fail

by MrJackV8 February 2, 2010

Douche Canoe

Austin W.

Me: *vents about my ex Austin to a friend*
My friend: "Fuck him, he's a douche canoe"

by JessDancer26 October 29, 2018

Douche Bag

A Harsh Term For One To Use Upon One's Sister

Mum, the douche bag just tore up my porn,

Oops, sorry mate, i just fucked you're douche bag

by grantyfrajj June 4, 2009

Douche Baggins

A short man, especially possessing a physical stature like that of a hobbit, who behaves in a rude and arrogant manner.

Fuck off, you sawed-off Douche Baggins!

by James G.P. Conrad January 17, 2019

douche mad

A phrase that describes someone who's wicked gay and thinks they're cool and badass

Girl:"i hate Holly!"

Girl2:"yeah she's douche mad"

by Urinated February 27, 2008

Doucheful

Describing someone who behaves in an inconsiderate and callous manner towards others; very much like a douche(bag).

He did that? That's so doucheful.
She's going on and on and it's not even her turn. That's douchefully obnoxious.

by Inflexible Dynamo April 23, 2021

Douche Canoe

A pussified person lacking any sort of balls to get a job done.

That douche canoe needs to fucking punch the gas and get the fuck out of my way.

by PRINCESS PHROGG June 17, 2021