Tom Boner

When you jerk of to @cstoner0 (discord), aka tom.stoner, 's voice.

I had a Tom Boner so I fapped all night long.

by Je'mappelle Lizzy February 17, 2025

Rhone Boner

The majestic manifestation of the RMS-Rhone-sized erection (typically the penile variety) after discovering something larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

A shorter means to describe something as larger than life, incredible, fantastic, magnificent, or impressive.

Holy Shit! Check out that double rainbow!!! It's the Rhone boner of rainbows, man! You've gotta see this!

Wow! Scuba diving in between the 10 ft propeller of that boat wreck totally gave me a Rhone boner.

by Capitan December 8, 2012

No Boner Day

On November 30th, the last day of No Nut November, you will not be able to get a boner.

I already failed No Boner Day.

by no boner guy November 11, 2022

Loose boner

A loose boner is having a boner out of nowhere for no reason

I keep getting loose boners

by Hat_Man December 18, 2017

Boner Switch

Any new discovery that excites you.
Like "turned me on" was used in a non-sexual context.

Bro, you have got to check out this new band! They totally tripped my boner switch!

by Pat Lark February 10, 2023

Boner Zone

-anything that a male human finds arousing

That redhead with the bodacious rump really hits me in my boner zone.

by GrEEKNESS75 June 30, 2019

text boner

Noun.

Used as a way to show sexual excitement online. Usually used as a hint to say when ones horny.

(Can be used by both genders)

Sexual Excitment

John: DUDE. SERANA WANTS TO BANG THIS WEEKEND ;D

Matt: haha! Congrats man, finally losing ur vcard. Nice text boner btw....

Hint at being horny.

Jack: MAN YOUR JUST SOO FUCKING HOT. ;3

Hope: Hehe thanks:3 I may show you a little something later if you're still horny ;)

by Kayleon December 4, 2013