Coco-de-mer

A cool fruit that looks exactly like a girl's nether regions posterior and anterior (sometimes with fuzz). It's also a protected plant, and the insides tastes like minty sperm.
Sailors on long journeys would pick up a coco-de-mer from the ocean and worship it.
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Coco de Mer

The small rolls found on the booties of thick or plus-sized women, located just above the back of the thighs on the lower inner corner of either cheek; also referred to as fun figs, poon plums, clementines, chico fruit, sapodillas, gojiberries, guavas, and pawpaws; a “forbidden fruit” cherished by all those attracted to women of robust stature
He was a true man. He longed for the sweet taste of her Coco de Mer.
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Bridget De Montemas

"What the fuck is she doing?" "Don't worry her names Bridget De Montemas" "Oh fair enough then"
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me: i only know jersey
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De-escalator

“I’m in london and I’m about to go down the de-escalator

“Look there’s a funny advert on the side of the de-escalator
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van de goon

A person which holds a master level of rizz towards the huzz. To call some one a Van de goon / er, means to say they have great charisma towards younger women.
“You’re such a Van de gooner!”
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