certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016

Spontaneous anal combustion

it Is a gay fighting move used during sex

Gary: “yo did you just use spontaneous anal combustion on that kid yesterday”
Peng: “ yes, is there something wrong with that?”
Liam and mai: “yes that’s fucking gay”

by Kim Hong Kong September 7, 2019

anal hubris

Very similar to Vaginal Hubris. Anal Hubris is when a man or woman is very confident in there anus.

Daniel has a lot of Anal Hubris after putting his photos on grinder.

by Otherwisetrout April 18, 2018

anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.

"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"

by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024

Anal Clencher

Something that really makes the anus clench. For example, something happens which is totally unexpected and shocking.

Coen: I was doing an obby in Roblox but fell near the end and had to restart from the beginning.

Brody: Damn son, that's one real anal clencher right there.

by Teej Maheej April 9, 2020

Anallely

Anallely is a girl of many aspersions, she is a dedicated and strong women. Anallely is seen as someone who could and will brighten a day with a simple smile. She is selfless and caring towards others while not focusing on herself. She is not one to give up in any situation because she is dedicated and committed to any task in front of her. The only thing that does hurt her is her lack of ability to love and take care of herself. She might rely on others to help her in this category. Overall, she is sweet, caring, and most of all strong in any fast-set you can think of. You will never catch her slacking on any job. Make sure to find a Anallely and make her your friend because you won’t ever regret that decision.

Woah, that is one short stack if I’ve ever seen one

The girl that smiles back, short stack (Anallely)

by That cool stud August 20, 2022

Anal cough

Basically when a large amount of smelly gas leaves your arsehole with force

Stop sucking my cock Jane, I have to anal cough.

by BigDickMotherFucker69 April 12, 2020